Tinder man Brad, and he’s been snapping these really douchey pictures of his body in the mirror (washboard abs and all),

And i just thought “fuck this.

It’s not for me.”

And ignored it. 

And then yesterday i snapped him a picture of my tits.

And he snapped back a picture of his hard dick, and I was really turned on, and i sent him one of my ass,

And we were both really turned on.

Turns out, tho, that he lives with his parents, and i’m over here sleeping on Jimi’s couch!

How can we make it work?

I want him!

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